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Your Own Back Yard – Michael Gillan Maxwell

Visual Art – Creative Writing – Social Commentary

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August 2011

Popular Culture

Popular Culture

This headline caught my eye:

“Man in Wal-Mart smashes 27 flat screen TVs with baseball bat!”

This raises questions and makes me wonder

if he walked into the store – bat in hand –

intent on wreaking a very specific kind of havoc – or

was he just shopping for a baseball bat

and spontaneously decided to test it out

on 27 flat screen televisions – or

he may have been shopping for a television

and was so frustrated that he smashed 27 of them

with a baseball bat because there was nothing

worth watching.

In any case, it’s food for thought.

While we’re on the subject,

let’s talk about the Wal-Mart shoppers’ dress code.

Take, for example, a male fashion combo I saw recently –

mullet hairstyle on over-weight male

dressed in skin tight, see-through wife-beater t-shirt,

lime green spandex bicycle shorts,

white, knee length tube socks and ankle-high,

black patent leather basketball shoes,

laces untied and flapping on the floor as he walked.

Now there’s a fashion statement, a walking time capsule,

snippets of style come and gone.

Let’s pretend you are dropped into Wal-Mart from another planet,

say – from somewhere in the Pleiades star system –

what conclusions might be drawn about the human race

and our civilization from observations about these things … and

our sagging pants, tattoos, piercings, conspicuous consumption,  gigantic shopping carts on ramming speed, botox, reality TV, our heroes and pop icons, obsession with cell phones, fast food, super sized everything, our need for instant gratification, beer commercials, sex, what we read, how we treat each other in line, behave in traffic, what we think is  important, urgent and on fire, how we speak and use language?

It’s food for thought….

I’m just sayin’

Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

I sit sprawled in a chair

holding the remote in my hand

the clicker – a ray gun, a magic wand

pointed at the flat screen,

flipping through stations, looking for a place to land.

It’s late and my attention span is short.

News Networks – left, right and somewhere in the middle

all pretty much the same.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

play their greatest hits – now – in one boxed set!

Conquest, War, Famine and Death,

Pestilence, Economic Collapse, Political Extremists, Suicide Bombers, Ecological Disaster, Civil Unrest, Revolution….

with special guests….

The Seven Deadly Sins,

entire networks devoted to each one,

but we won’t go there.

The Weather Channel –

Record-breaking drought, wild fires and floods,

global warming, earthquake in Virginia,

hurricane bearing down on the mid Atlantic coastline.

Does the world really need a remake of Conan the Barbarian?

Perhaps this really is a better place because of shows like

“Hillbilly Handfishin'” –  “Hoarders – Buried Alive”,

and “Transgendered and Pregnant.”

After all, who am I to judge?

Here’s a movie called “Thor’s Hammer”,

a tale about Vikings pitted against ferocious Werewolves.

The Vikings have Australian accents

and the werewolves are clearly actors

dressed up in really bad wolf suits.

Perhaps the bard who recited the Beowulf saga

in the Great Hall in front of a roaring fire

was telling some version of the same story,

but something got lost in translation

between that Anglo-Saxon epic

and this late night movie that went straight to video.

New research claims that a person’s lifespan

is shortened by 22 minutes for every hour of television

If this is the case,

I would have been dead

years ago.

Out On Fir Tree Point

For Mark Rothko

Bucket List

Bucket List

Clark rose from a dream to the sound of his wife’s voice.

“It’s time to get up Honey,

you don’t want to be late for the reunion.”

He sighed and rolled over in bed.

The reunion – that was the last thing he wanted to go to.

He had lost touch with the guys in The League,

retired years ago after Homeland Security

started taking care of business.

He hadn’t worn a cape in years

and scarcely fit into his tights.

The Daily Planet had folded

along with all the other print newspapers.

He and Lois had gotten married

and faded from the public eye,

quietly living the good life in the country.

It was driving him crazy.

What was he going to talk about

with the guys in The League anyway?

They all had their damned bucket lists.

Things like sky diving into Borneo without a parachute,

climbing K-2 without shoes,

sailing around the Horn on a sunfish,

going over Niagara Falls without a barrel,

wrestling a grizzly bear with hands tied behind your back.

There was a time

he could have done all of those things

in one day in his sleep,

but now they felt as out of reach

as winning the Iditarod

with a team of Cocker Spaniels.

He wondered if Wonder Woman

would be at the reunion.

Wonder Woman – Now THERE was something for a bucket list!

He wondered if she was still hot,

hopefully aging a little more gracefully.

He felt guilty for even thinking about her.

Hell, a man can keep his feelings to himself

and his stomach sucked in for only so many years.

He whistled a little tune as he looked in the closet for his cape

He didn’t want to be late.

Tomorrow in Tonga

TOMMOROW IN TONGA

I saw the illuminated numbers on the face of the clock

wink out and go dark at 5:43 in the morning.

I heard the buzz and the whir, the taut electrical hum

click off and go silent in the dim glow of the coming dawn.

I thought it might be nuclear war, a shift of the magnetic poles,

the end of the world, or a branch on a power line.

I put on a royal blue shirt, gray slacks and a red tie,

in front of the hallway mirror, and then I fed the cat.

I contemplated my pale reflection in the dark glass,

and wondered if the power was out all over the world.

Were there other men putting on red ties and feeding their cats,

thinking about the day that lay ahead, and running behind?

It is an hour earlier in Chicago, six hours later in Paris,

already tomorrow in Tonga, but still yesterday in Samoa.

If the end of the Mayan calendar is the end of time,

will my car payment still be due on the 8th of the month,

and will Orion and Cassiopeia still play ring around the rosy

with the moon, across the icy, black vacuum of heaven?

Rothko II

Eagle Heart

Snapping Turtle


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