Rock Stream Rockin’ Tostadas
Greetings fellow closet epicureans, back yard barb-b-que baristas and gustatory guerillas! This is Michael Gillan Maxwell, the Lunch Laddy, bringing you a new lip-smackin’, finger-ickin’, chicken-pickin’ dish from the Lunch Lady Cookbook. Today’s recipe is for titillating, toastalicious Rock Stream Rockin’ Tostadas. This delicious dish is nutritious, mindlessly simple and can be concocted as everything from virginal vegan to vicious vegetarian to carnivorous carnival, depending on guess who’s coming to dinner. It can also easily be proportionally transformed into a feast big enough to feed Coxey’s Army or reduced to a romantic, candle-lit dinner for two, after which, you might just get lucky, providing that Mercury is not in retrograde and that you don’t hit the refried beans too hard. But no matter how you choose to slice and dice it- it’s good and good for you. And so – without further adieu ~ I present to you:
Rock Stream Rockin’ Tostadas
You will need the following ingredients to serve a party of four:
8 Tostada Tortillas (Purists will insist on100% whole kernel corn)
2 Cans Vegetarian Refried Beans (Frijoles Refritos)
16 oz. Lean Ground Turkey
Red Pepper Flakes
1 Package Taco Seasoning
1-2 Tomatoes – Diced
1 Cup Green and Red Onion – Diced
1 Cup Red Pepper – Diced
1/2 Cup Black Olives -Sliced
1 Avocado – Sliced or Diced
2 Cups – Chopped Lettuce
2 Cups – Cheddar Cheese – Shredded
1 Cup – Sour Cream
2 Cups – Black Bean and Corn Salsa (Muy caliente por favor!)
Cook the ground turkey in a pan over low heat with a dash of olive oil. Drain fat.
Season as desired.
Transfer refritos to a microwave container and nuke for a couple of minutes.
Lay the tortillas out on a couple of lightly greased baking dishes. (Recommend butter instead of axle grease)
Spread a healthy dollop of refritos on each of the tortillas.
Add a healthy dollop of ground turkey and press into the refritos.
Cover with shredded cheese.
Pop into the oven – preheated to 350 degrees – for 15 minutes.
Arrange garnishes buffet style in assembly line fashion.
Tell your dinner guests to grab a plate and get their asses into the kitchen.
Assemble as desired.
Serve with Rock Stream Red Beans and Rice. (Recipe 1 ~ Lunch Lady Cookbook)
One Growler (.5 US Gallons) – Two Goats Brewing IPA
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