Generate memoranda

Institute multiple change initiatives

Utter sweeping declarations

Leave final ultimatums on voice mail

Stamp red sealing wax with your signet ring

Speak in loud, imperious tones

Roll heads

Kick butts

Take names




Get the Hell OUT

of that sarcophagus you call an office


Leave your gray flannel suit at the door

Walk naked amongst the common man on the street

Spray rose petals in your path


Exult in being WHO you ARE

Cease to define yourself

by WHAT you DO for money


Celebrate freedom

Liberate your soul from endless toil

Renounce all workly things


Believe, brothers and sisters …



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