Ripped from the headlines:

“NASA satellite plummeting to earth!”

This is predicted and expected

to happen today

on the autumnal equinox.

Some might think

the confluence of these two events

is not a coincidence,

but another signpost

marking the end times

or the end of time

that is predicted and expected

on the winter solstice.

Looks like it may be time

to get bare-chested and sweaty

in front of a roaring bonfire

to appease the pagan gods, elementals and wood nymphs.

Or just stay in the house wearing a hard hat

watching reality television, while trying

to maintain good posture, so I’m not slouching

towards Bethlehem.

Super Nova